Conquering White Pants!

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My search for white denim has finally come to an end. I have been trying white denim for MONTHS and I have not been able to get happy with anything. So I hopped on Loft one random day and I stumbled across these white jeans for 17 BUCKS!! So on a whim I ordered them, and they are PERFECT! Ann Taylor Loft is great for jeans for the curvy girl size 12-16!  For this look I paired them with a military green button up and some tortoise jewelry, my favorite Minnetonkas, and a bucket bag.

Have you tried tortoise jewelry? So fun and classic. I found the necklace on sale, and I actually love matching it up with my other tortoise jewelry and accessories.

My trial and error rules for white pants-

1. SIZE THE EFF UP! Being able to see the dimples on your ass through your white pants is NEVER flattering. Like. Ever.

2. Wear appropriate undergarments, like a nude panty. Don’t wear white panties, and for the love of God, do not wear patterned, or bright colors, or black. That shit shows, I don’t care how well you checked your butt out before you left the house.

3. Don’t be shocked when you put the white pants on and you feel like half of your body is super bright, for that reason. Offset the white pants with a dark colored top, simple shoes and some classic jewelry. Now is not the time for your Beyonce moment. Calm down, and be a lady. Classic black and white is so timeless and chic. You just can’t go wrong(unless you didn’t follow rules one and two).

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Sunnies | Ray-Ban, Necklace | Charming Charlie’s, Top | Nordstrom, Jeans | Loft, Bag(Similar) | TJ Maxx, Watch | Michael Kors, Bracelet | Michael Kors, Bracelet | Alex and Ani, Ring (Similar) | Charming Charlie’s Shoes | Minnetonka

 

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Phot Cred- ME Promotions